The Hamburglar is a sneaky little weasel that will use any means necessary to escape. He is generally unintelligent, lacks any self awareness, and likes to consider himself "The Hero". He is almost completely incapable of coherent speech due to his low intellect.
The Hamburglar is a roach and will do anything in his power to get what he wants. He would be a worthy foe if not for his stupidity. He knows nothing but steal, eat, lie, and flee.